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Public PSA to anyone it may concern: if I’ve requested to follow you more than once, I promise I’m not being a stalker, I just have the memory of a goldfish with Alzheimer’s. Sorry for bugging you if I’ve done that.

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I'm not normally the type to ask for money, but my girlfriend suffers from painful gallstones and it turns out the surgery is insanely more expensive than we expected (like 3 times as much). We are adjusting our budget to save up, if but if you're willing and/or able to help speed that process along it would be immensely appreciated.

You can also donate to my Liberapay and I promise to set those funds aside for her.

social musings 

Sci-fi trope I've been seeing a lot lately: the whole "host takes over one person at a time and slowly invades the whole town" thing.

It's very counter-intuitive that in America, you are guaranteed a right to peacefully protest by the Constitution, but you need a permit first. That's classic control, and it's a classic example of the government selling you back your rights.

Figured out how to make changes to my disposable VM’s default Firefox so now I can use DDG and UBlock by default. Dope.

I always forget how cancerously infuriating Reddit is, then I’m on it for like, a minute and I remember. I need a shower. In bleach.

Apparently all the shows I've been jamming lately harp pretty hard on the multiverse thing. Synchronicity?

@thsprsntdrknss on the other hand, all the money in the world, depending on how you define money, equals $1trillion. Divided by 8 billion people, that’s $125,000 per person.

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Just did the math. If Trump’s estimated net worth was redistributed to every American, each person would get just over $10.

Pretty stoked to work from home tomorrow. Gonna wake up late, drink cold brew all day, take my time making breakfast, and write a master class on network infrastructure for churches.

@write_as my girlfriend has expressed interest in leaving Tumblr but she relies on the reblog + comment feature that Tumblr provides. Any plans to add any sort of similar feature in the future?

covid + 

I’m so ugly Clearview is removing me from their database.

I’m so ugly the NSA is deleting all their pictures of me from their records.

possibly nsfw? 

Can someone please turn this simulation off and on again?

Or run a virus scan?

PSA to people who use their car's stereo to take phone calls: we can hear you very clearly.

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