This Present Darkness @thsprsntdrknss@metalhead.club

So I’m watching that kids movie Smallfoot.

I’m not one of those people who sees an agenda in everything but I am definitely seeing some hardcore anti-religious rhetoric in this flick.

I would prefer this to be an opt-in/out choice at the user level if possible.

Closest thing I’ve had to a day off in weeks begins now. I’m gonna drink every beer in the house and order pizza.

I’ll take my chances.

The drunk girlfriend is now telling my cat that they’re soulmates because they’re both attention whores.

Me to my cat being held by my extremely drunk girlfriend: “Kili I’m sorry for unleashing this eldritch horror upon you.”

I want it to be noted that this is coming from a guy who five years ago bought a box of sleeping pills to keep in the house just in case I ever worked up the nerve to finally just end it. I’m really glad I didn’t. Life got so much better than I ever could’ve dreamed.

I am so in love with life right now and happy to be alive.

Can millennials kill bars next? I don’t get them.

My arms have become pure muscle and it feels so weird. I’ve never been a muscular guy before.

Only one week til I move and I’m finally getting excited about it.

Leela from Futurama is super kinky and no one can convince me otherwise. I have evidence from the show itself.

Showing my girlfriend the movie “Fanboys” for the first time and she’s absolutely loving it. She’s a keeper.

Lost my debit card. That’s gonna make this week very inconvenient.

Why are girls so cute? It’s not even fair.

So a termite walks into a bar and says “hey is the bar tender here?”

Country music is so problematic, I don’t even know where to begin.

My USB-C port died on me without warning and almost cost me my laptop. Mental note: Yubikeys are not great for laptops.

The hustle is exhausting but I know it’ll pay off down the road