That feeling when you receive a call at 2am greatly varies with age.

Age 20: Hell yeah, where's the party at?!

Age 40: Oh shit, something really bad just happened.

For the last time: "crypto" is short for "cryptography", *NOT* "cryptocurrency". The shorter term for "cryptocurrency" is "scam".

Doesn't add anything new to the whole thing but its a nice write up.. and, err.. includes the pig picture.. you've been warned.

Print an access_log with indicator chart bars under each request line to show the size of the data transfer using log() to keep things "in control".
awk -v cols=$(tput cols) '{e=int(log($10)*5); print("\x1b[42m" substr($0, 1, e) "\x1b[0m" substr($0, e+1) )}' access_log | less -SR

#Edward_Snowden: ‘If you weaken encryption, people will die’ Snowden has joined a campaign to promote encryption

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