Speaking of which, why isn't there a "beating my head against the wall" emoji?
le me: trying to sleep
drunk people: NOOO BOOOII FOKK U
ich liebe die kalte jahreszeit ^^
good friday at work today
guy: "INTERNET IS BROKEN. FIX IT. I NEED TO CHECK MY MAIL"
me: "Buddy, nobody else is having issues. Could you elaborate?"
guy: "WELL *MY* INTERNET ISN'T WORKING AT LEAST"
me: "Do you have a button above your keyboard with a plane on it? What color is it?"
guy: "It's white, but WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MY INTERNET"
me: "Would you please press it for me"
guy: "It's orange now"
me: "Please try to load Google"
*1 minute pause*
*guy hangs up*
there's some sort of physics fuckery goin on with my desk
if there's a cup of tea on it, and i kick the leg of the desk or nudge it with my knee or something, even a tiny lil nudge, the tea will begin to swish around in the mug as you'd expect, but the swishiness INCREASES over time, and after a few seconds it will start splashing over the edges and spill over my desk, then it continues to splash MORE before it starts to subside
tldr i need a tuned mass damper for my desk
Hmm schon wieder Dienstag. Die Zeit vergeht schnell.
Sub toot: Du bist ein Megalappen ^^
wer zum teufel hat sein handy auf laut wenn er pennen will?
I love you people (and cats and witches and all the tooters)