Anya @Nasenspray@metalhead.club

I hadn't installed the app. It had always been there, over five years and three smartphones; I just thought it was standard. I never clicked on it, and I ignored all the pop-up notifications from it, like I did for most notifications.

It wasn't using any system resources, so I never bothered deleting it.

But today was markedly different.

Markedly different enough that I finally opened "Royal Warrior".

Apparently I'm not of Earth?!

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

Muggasaggele
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RT @woinerd21@twitter.activitypub.actor
Was sind eure Lieblingsworte aus eurem Dialekt?
Und was bedeuten sie?

Ich fang an:

„Hiehnerklumbe“ ❤️

(Chicken Nuggets. 😂😂😂)
https://twitter.com/woinerd21/status/1232263614758871040

Schon wieder so ein unrealistischer Schönheitsideal für Männer.

#netzfundstück

Gestern während ich den #PCCC* (Politically Correct Commedy Club) Stream geschaut hab (ja, es ist möglich diskriminierungsfrei zu lachen :)), kam in der Pause folgender Spot, den ich sehr sehr gelungen gefunden hat.

https://www.okto.tv/de/oktothek/episode/17286

astronauts can get stuck in a position where there's nothing for them to grab onto

The witch glared at the spellbook.
"Fresh virgin blood," she muttered. "That's a stupid ingredient."
"Can't you use your own?" her raven asked.
"Depends on whether the author meant 'Never had sex' or 'Never had sex with a man'."
"Did a man write the spell?"
"Hah! Good question."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

RT @RollerUndIch@twitter.activitypub.actor
Geheime #HamburgWahl? Nicht für Behinderte! Nach 3 Std. Behörden-Marathon im ☔️, Bezirksamt-Anordnung: Nicht barrierefreies #Wahllokal muss Kabine vor Treppe stellen. Hab auf Präsentierteller gewählt & Unterlagen nicht selbst eingeschmissen. So geht #Demokratie nicht! #HHWahl

idea:
mastodon frontend that lets you keep notes about people, like "has good sincereposts, lives in nepal, can answer cooking questions"

useful for folks who can't ever remember names and stuff, such as myself

@kensanata first time i visited europe i was surprised by how much people in a 'first world' country could actually live their whole lives thinking they are 'good people' and 'do no harm to others' (and really, they're not doing anything wrong) and recycling and being nice to their neighbors. without realizing they were working for companies that actively engaged in social exploitation in far-away lands, buying things made by someone that makes 1 dollar a day etc.

because in these first world country everything is so clean and orderly. and the trains come on time and you don't see poor people on the streets. poverty is elsewhere. but it's hard to see how much your life impacts poverty across the globe in these situations. we need to remember, as david harvey always says, how did the food we eat was produced. the things we buy. why are they so cheap? how can i buy a shirt for 5 dollars if getting a haircut where i live costs 4x that?

☕

mornin'
I love birds. I really do.
I love them a little less when they cheep their little hearts out for hours starting at 5 in the morning, so loudly I can hear them through a closed window with closed roller blinds while I'm asleep. Because then I won't be asleep any more.
Anyway, it's amazing how loud such a little critter can be 🐦